On a lighter note :
Me: Kids, why don't you play in pretend daycare? You could pretend that your dolls and bears are children. DD (dear daughter, 6) could be Morah E, DS (dear son, 4) could be Rabbi C.
DD: (enthusiastically) Yeah!!! And Mommy can be Sandra*!
DS: Yeah, Sandra!
(The kicker is that Sandra is a cleaning lady in their daycare...)
Me: (trying to salvage the situation) Why Sandra? Why can't I be another morah?
DD: Because only old people can be Sandra. Sandra is much older than Morah E, and all other morahs are younger...
Yes, sweetie, nice save! Sandra is only 20 years or so older than Mommy...
*name changed to protect the innocent.